Reasons why a Christmas tree beats a Woman( or a Man)

Here are some reasons why a Christmas Tree is better than a Woman

 

When you dress it up with silver and gold,it doesn’t look like a cheap hooker

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have a plastic one in the closet

With a flick of a switch you can turn them on.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it to the roof

It is not illegal to buy a Christmas tree

Next year you can get a new one

they stay when told

They are much cheaper to decorate

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you look up underneath it

You only see them once a year

you can recycle them

 

And Ladies, don’t worry my wife has made sure I gave equal rights to you, here are some reasons that a Christmas tree is better than a man.

 

A Christmas tree doesn’t care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you have an artificial one in the closet.

When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get jealous around other Christmas trees.

A Christmas tree doesn’t care if you watch the TLC channel all day.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.

A Christmas tree is always erect.

Even small ones give satisfaction.

A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.

A Christmas tree always looks good – even with the lights on.

A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.

A Christmas tree has cute balls.

A Christmas tree doesn’t get mad if you break one of its balls.

You can throw a Christmas tree out when it’s past its prime

You don’t have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

Have a Good Christmas everyone

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