Twelve Songs of Christmas( I don’t want to hear)

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus
Frosty the hitman
I have an irregular heartbeat,pa rum papumm-pumm
It’s beginning to look a lot like Prison
On the first day of Christmas…i maxed out my credit card
Silent fart
Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire
Santa Claus is scamming this town
Frosty my dopeman
I’ll be homeless for Christmas
Rudolph Hess the Red nosed Nazi
Walking around in woman’s underwear.
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