James Hillis

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Scissors,Turtles and Davinci

In Uncategorized on April 17, 2011 at 12:35 pm

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Confucius say: Man who lives in glass houses should change in basement

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers–Mahatma Gandhi

I have one question about the Kyoto accord, how many miles per gallon does it get.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised Mother in Law

A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies–Oscar Wilde

The snickers bar is now the best selling candy bar in the world

Golf is a good walk spoiled–Mark Twain

Mister dressup beats mister rogers any day

Sometimes i wonder if Angela Jolie wonders what i am wearing
Red haired men go bald sooner than any others
There are approximately 100 million acts of sexual intercourse every day

I nearly ran over a turtle today, i hate when they run out in traffic like that
Josef Stalin is buried in a Communist plot
Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Parliament, but i repeat myself.

And remember the Founder of the Marlboro cigarette company died of Lung Cancer.


Hey Jack

In Uncategorized on April 7, 2011 at 9:07 pm


Mother nature’s Bitchy Today

In Uncategorized on April 3, 2011 at 8:02 pm

Really Mother Nature, what did we do to you now?

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