Presidents Wishes

Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirl
to the land of OZ.

They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard .

“What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”

Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.”

“No Problem,” says the Wizard. “Who’s next?”

Richard Nixon steps forward: “Well, I think I need a heart.”

“Done,” says the Wizard. “Who comes nextbefore the Great and Powerful

Up steps Bush: “The American people say that I need a brain.”

“No problem,” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”

Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton just stands there,
looking around but doesn’t say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do youwant?”

“Is Dorothy here?”