Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado, and off they whirl
to the land of OZ.
They finally make it to the Emerald City and find the Great Wizard .
“What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?”
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: “I’ve come for some courage.”
“No Problem,” says the Wizard. “Who’s next?”
Richard Nixon steps forward: “Well, I think I need a heart.”
“Done,” says the Wizard. “Who comes nextbefore the Great and Powerful
Up steps Bush: “The American people say that I need a brain.”
“No problem,” says the Wizard. “Consider it done.”
Then there is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton just stands there,
looking around but doesn’t say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “Well, what do youwant?”
“Is Dorothy here?”