For Sale: One Used Town

For Sale: One slightly used town. Close to River. Includes a ready to move in Downtown Core. Six Million Dollar Minimum Bid.

In an effort to defray the costs of the drayton Theatre the City of Cambridge has listed Hespeler for sale on E-Bay.  Mayor Craig said he was reluctant to do this but decided for the sake of the City to do it” Nobody in the rest of Cambridge will really miss that part of town anyway. Let’s Face it, Drayton will be in Galt and Preston is the gateway to Kitchener and Hespeler leads to where? Guelph? Nobody goes there anyway”  Even though hespeler is a growing community it continually endures third class treatment in the City.  The Waterloo Record thinks Cambridge is Preston and Galt only anyway. Heck the Police have basically written off the town as they are very seldom seen there.  “The six million raised will off set any over rides on the cost of the theatre and that will help my Legacy,oops I mean the City’s legacy” was the mayors comment.  And Gary Price added ” Very few of the people from hespeler cross the 401 anyway, and so charging them admission to the rest of Cambridge won’t be that much of a hardship on them” When asked who he thought would be interested in buying Hespeler Mayor Craig stopped and thought for a moment and then stated” Someone with six million dollars”.