Monday Day Waste

Just sitting around and something came to me. Somethings the average guy never say’s. So here are 10 things you will probably never hear me say.
Hey Bud! Is my ass too big?
Here Honey you use the remote
You know that stripper was cute, but, her breasts are too big
Ooh! Antonio Bandderis and Brad Pitt: That is one movie I have to go see
While I’m up can I get you anything?
Sex Isn’t that important, sometimes I just want to be held
Awww, forget the Leaf game, Let’s watch DR. Phil
Hey! Let me hold your purse while you try that dress on
How come we don’t go dancing anymore
Beer! No thanks just give me a Pepsi

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