I’ve had it, my space has been invaded, let me tell you about it. You know, they say that a man’s home is his castle(don’t tell my wife that though)and in my castle i had everything where i wanted it, or at least did until the grandchildren started to get older and discovered a few … Continue reading The Throne Room has been Invaded
I am not a golfer any more and as such you can take or leave my advice, It really doesn't matter to me, but here are some tips on Golfing that i have learned and will share with you now!When teeing off, don't forget to shout "Fore!" for some reason.To get the most out of … Continue reading Cooper Street Relics Golf Tips!
“Then i crossed the empty street on the sleeping city sidewalks Something in a Sunday makes a fella feel so all alone” Those words are from the Song”Sunday Morning Coming Down” written in 1969 by Kris Kristoffersen, and today the notion of a big city totally shut down on a Sunday sounds absurd. But in … Continue reading Something in a Sunday
It all started from being mooned by one of my grand daughters, unintentionally mooned but still I was mooned. You see she has a problem, the same problem that I had as a kid, no fricking hips! Pant's would always fall off, or show the world the crack of dawn, something that was not pleasant … Continue reading The Suspender search!
I love Coffee, if my doctor told me today that i had to give up either Coffee or Beer the choice would be simple..Bye Bye Booze. I have used the traditional Mr.Coffee style drip maker and have never enjoyed it, but a few years ago i cam across a coffee maker that makes the best … Continue reading The Coffee Maker
The three stages of man--he believes in Santa Clause--He doesn't believe in Santa Clause--He is Santa ClauseResponsible Holiday Drinking=i am trying to schedule it so i get it all done before lunchIf you don't make mistakes, you aren't really tryingI'd tell you a joke about a pencil, but it doesn't have any pointI was named … Continue reading The Three Stages of Man
What is it about Monday’s? There have been many songs written about it, and most of them have not a good thing to say.Rainy Day’s and Monday’s–The CarpentersI don’t like Monday’s–The Boomtown RatsBlue Monday—Fat’s DominoCall it Stormy Monday–Nancy Wilson These are just some songs and not one has a good thing to say about Monday. … Continue reading What about Monday?
ust some more thoughts and Quotes that i have in my Head. I have always dreamed of being in bed with a hot woman. Little did i know i would have to wait until she reached menopause! It is so easy to blame others, and that is why i do!There are two theories to arguing … Continue reading More Views From my Barstool
From The Cambridge Advocate ..July 15 2058. The City residents of Cambridge Ontario let out a collective sigh of disappointment today as an almost 50 year old Time capsule was dug up today by the oldest living retired mayor Thomas Vann. "What a bunch of crap" seemed to be the collective feeling of the many … Continue reading Digging up the Past
While i was sitting in the Zehr’s parking lot waiting for my Mother to finish her shopping i watched a woman park her vehicle in a Handicap Space. Now there is nothing wrong with that but when she emerged she obviously was not handicapped. And as i sat there i though to myself, wonder what … Continue reading I don’t need No stinking Law
Just sitting around and something came to me. Somethings the average guy never say's. So here are 10 things you will probably never hear me say.Hey Bud! Is my ass too big?Here Honey you use the remoteYou know that stripper was cute, but, her breasts are too bigOoh! Antonio Bandderis and Brad Pitt: That is … Continue reading Monday Day Waste