Twelve Songs of Christmas( I don’t want to hear)

I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus

Frosty the hitman

I have an irregular heartbeat,pa rum papumm-pumm

It’s beginning to look a lot like Prison

On the first day of Christmas…i maxed out my credit card

Silent fart

Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire

Santa Claus is scamming this town

Frosty my dopeman

I’ll be homeless for Christmas

Rudolph Hess the Red nosed Nazi

Walking around in woman’s underwear.

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