Twelve Songs of Christmas( I don’t want to hear)

I saw Daddy kissing Santa ClausFrosty the hitmanI have an irregular heartbeat,pa rum papumm-pummIt's beginning to look a lot like PrisonOn the first day of Christmas...i maxed out my credit cardSilent fartChet's nuts roasting on an open fireSanta Claus is scamming this townFrosty my dopemanI'll be homeless for ChristmasRudolph Hess the Red nosed NaziWalking around [...]


Something in a Sunday

"Then i crossed the empty street on the sleeping city sidewalks Something in a Sunday makes a fella feel so all alone" Those words are from the Song"Sunday Morning Coming Down" written in 1969 by Kris Kristoffersen, and today the notion of a big city totally shut down on a Sunday sounds absurd. But in [...]

Ethics,Vegetarians and Uranus

Ethics are annoying, i avoid them on principleWho are our enemies, who are our friends? This is a question of the first importance for the revolution----Chairman MaoMy ship came in, but it hit an iceberg and sankThe only things in life that are unavoidable are death and taxes, oh and the occasional pedestrianI love vegetarians, [...]


Originally printed on this site November 19, 2008What is about Monday’s? There have been many songs written about Monday and most of them have not a good thing to say about the day.Rainy Day’s and Monday’s–The CarpentersI don’t like Monday’s–Boomtown ratsBlue Monday—Fats Domino.Call it Stormy Monday–Nancy Wilson.These are just some songs about Monday and not [...]

An Oldie but a Goodie

FW: URGENT: Toronto Hydro BulletinBulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on:Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009Saturday, Nov 7, 2009Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009Saturday, Nov 14, 2009Saturday, Nov 21, 2009Monday, Nov 23, 2009Monday, Nov 30, 2009This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seems to consistently occur [...]