I saw Daddy kissing Santa ClausFrosty the hitmanI have an irregular heartbeat,pa rum papumm-pummIt's beginning to look a lot like PrisonOn the first day of Christmas...i maxed out my credit cardSilent fartChet's nuts roasting on an open fireSanta Claus is scamming this townFrosty my dopemanI'll be homeless for ChristmasRudolph Hess the Red nosed NaziWalking around … Continue reading Twelve Songs of Christmas( I don’t want to hear)
"Then i crossed the empty street on the sleeping city sidewalks Something in a Sunday makes a fella feel so all alone" Those words are from the Song"Sunday Morning Coming Down" written in 1969 by Kris Kristoffersen, and today the notion of a big city totally shut down on a Sunday sounds absurd. But in … Continue reading Something in a Sunday
Ethics are annoying, i avoid them on principleWho are our enemies, who are our friends? This is a question of the first importance for the revolution----Chairman MaoMy ship came in, but it hit an iceberg and sankThe only things in life that are unavoidable are death and taxes, oh and the occasional pedestrianI love vegetarians, … Continue reading Ethics,Vegetarians and Uranus
Originally printed on this site November 19, 2008What is about Monday’s? There have been many songs written about Monday and most of them have not a good thing to say about the day.Rainy Day’s and Monday’s–The CarpentersI don’t like Monday’s–Boomtown ratsBlue Monday—Fats Domino.Call it Stormy Monday–Nancy Wilson.These are just some songs about Monday and not … Continue reading Monday!
Spending time with your grand-Kids is always fun, but sometimes a little challenging. Here are some of the questions my youngest granddaughter asked me while baby sitting the other day.Why is the cashew the only nut you can not buy in the shell?How come our fingers are different sizes and shapes?Why does the moon seem … Continue reading How Come?
It all started this morning as i went into my local Timmie's on Holiday inn drive, i grabbed my double double and was heading for the door when our local Councilman Rick called me over to his table to say hi. He mentioned that he had read my column on the way's that our Mayor … Continue reading It’s a Conspiracy I tell ya, a Fricken Conspiracy
FW: URGENT: Toronto Hydro BulletinBulletinToronto Hydro is warning customers of the rotating winter power blackouts that are expected to occur on:Tuesday, Nov 3, 2009Saturday, Nov 7, 2009Tuesday, Nov 10, 2009Saturday, Nov 14, 2009Saturday, Nov 21, 2009Monday, Nov 23, 2009Monday, Nov 30, 2009This is a province wide alert. The lack of power seems to consistently occur … Continue reading An Oldie but a Goodie
Waterloo is definitely not Cambridge While working up there for the last week, near the University's i noticed a lot of different things and people, a mixed crowd that is for sure. Following is what i noticed:Overweight people that wear tight fitting clothes, people that walk with a constant grin or a constant frown, people … Continue reading People on the street