James Hillis

Is the Mayor “SATAN”

In Uncategorized on October 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm

It seems that a lot of people on this site think that Mayor Craig is Satan personified, so in the spirit of halloween here are some signs that the Mayor is indeed Satan!
 His business card say’s “Lucifer”
 When ever he walks into a room eerie chanting can be heard
 His Attache case is full of ‘Souls”
 There are cloven Hoof marks ingrained into the carpet in his office
 He has a framed picture of himself and Donald Trump
 His i-pod has only Britney Spears on it
 He keeps a 3-headed fire breathing guard dog at his house
 He has his own elevator at city hall..with only a down button
 Those ugly ties
 He is downsizing city hall and he just bought a guillotine
The skeleton in his closet is real
 His damn flying monkeys
 Is friends with Rosie O’Donnell
 Spends way too much time with Gary Goodyear
 And finally..his office door signs say’s GATES OF HELL.
   Have a safe Halloween everyone

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  1. flying Monkees, there cool.

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