It seems that a lot of people on this site think that Mayor Craig is Satan personified, so in the spirit of halloween here are some signs that the Mayor is indeed Satan!
His business card say’s “Lucifer”
When ever he walks into a room eerie chanting can be heard
His Attache case is full of ‘Souls”
There are cloven Hoof marks ingrained into the carpet in his office
He has a framed picture of himself and Donald Trump
His i-pod has only Britney Spears on it
He keeps a 3-headed fire breathing guard dog at his house
He has his own elevator at city hall..with only a down button
Those ugly ties
He is downsizing city hall and he just bought a guillotine
The skeleton in his closet is real
His damn flying monkeys
Is friends with Rosie O’Donnell
Spends way too much time with Gary Goodyear
And finally..his office door signs say’s GATES OF HELL.
Have a safe Halloween everyone
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