Some Friday Afternoon Timewasters

If i were two faced would i be wearing this one–Abe Lincoln
I have found the perfect bedtime story’s to put my grandchildren to sleep, recycled “according to Jim” Television show scripts.
Iguanas,Koalas and Komodo Dragons all have 3 penis’s.

I need tacos or i will explode.I do that sometimes.
If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.
Good looking people turn me off, myself included—Patrik Swaze

God never gives us more than we can handle,luckily a local restaurant has a big boy all you can eat buffet.
Al Capone’s  business card stated that he was a used furniture dealer.
The only difference between Republicans and Democrats is that the Democrats allow poor people to be corrupt as well.

Actually you can beat City Hall. All you need is a bulldozer and a wrecking ball.
If you are feeling good don’t worry, you will get over it.
Reality is a nice place to visit but i really would not want to live there.

If you can’t beat ’em arrange to have them beating.
Slurm=The slime that exists under the soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
A friend is someone who has the same enemy’s as you.

And in closing remember
Woman are trouble and we Men are trouble seekers.

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