Sittings[Volume 1]

Alright so it is already here, but now the weather is getting better and it feels like spring. Anyway here are some more mindless sputterings from the Lane

Sometimes i wonder, does Angela Jolie wonder what i am wearing?
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry!
People say i am psycho like it’s a bad thing!

A lot has been said of politicians, some of it complimentary but most of it accurate.
What’s it mean being a man:Making mistakes and not caring!
If at first you don’t succeed have a scapegoat handy!

I may have never left my heart in San Fransisco, but i did leave some toe nail clippings at the Toronto bus depot.
“I am not an egomaniac, but i am the worlds best dancer”—Micheal Flatly
2 out of 3 North Americans men will develop hemorrhoids.

TEIAM, there problem solved!
9 out of 10 guy’s prefer woman with big breasts, the 10th guy prefers the other 9 men
I wonder if General Custer wore shirts by the Arrow Company?

I can’t remember the last time i did any serious running, but i have been jogging my memory.
Without evil, there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometimes
There are no stupid answers, just stupid people.

Enjoy the weather and i will talk to ya later!

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